Oh, you love her? That’s funny. You said we were talking. You said you loved ME. I guess it’s my fault for trusting you. I thought I knew you better then that. Silly me.
All of my friends live near each other.
For them, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”
For me, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”
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Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
…
ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
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